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Friday, January 19, 2018

Pappu or Feku



It’s a sad fate for us Indians that of the two parties that want to rule India, one is led by a pappu and other by a feku.

Pappu has not grown out of middle school. But my gut feel says that he will one day rule India. Coz feku will ensure.

And my gut doesn’t lie. Burp. I do. Not my gut.

Feku is worse than Alice in Wonderland. He is a character from the classic Lilliput. Where he is the Lilliput. And his worst is the bullet train. For only a small segment from Bombay to Ahmadabad he is willing to spend 100,000 crores. All to be paid back when he is dead and gone. The same money can be spent to overhaul the entire railway system of this country.  Yes, the entire railways.


Somehow the corrupt congress seem great guys when compared to feku. They took money but they delivered too. And feku does what he pretty well fancies. None what India wants or needs.



Feku took the Japanese PM to the den of bhaktas, Varanasi and for three hour saw some aarti being performed. When he has such free time why does he need a bullet train.

But thats not the point.


The Gujarat election is a great victory for the congress. Have shown the chinks in the BJP armour. The way poor Rahul fought with great valour an army of maharathis was worth watching. It was like fighting Alexander in central Greece. Surrounded by Greeks. Some bearing gifts. And his own commander turned out to be a neech kanimey kutthey. But he went ahead and came out stronger. I predict ache din for congress.



#bullet
#bullettrain
#feku
#pappu
#gujaratelection
#congress



Thursday, January 4, 2018

Need to read.....

I need your novel. I have a target of reading eighteen this year. So help me. Send me your novel and, in return, I will write you a review.

This is free of cost so a few conditions. The novel must be published. I can read anything. Except gay love. No no I am not homophobic. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Lesbian tales welcome. What I am looking for is the use of the English language. Wordplay. Situation construct and things such.  I would love to read a new PG Wodehouse.   Or even an Enid Blyton.  I hope I am not asking for too much.

I will review only if I am able to complete reading the novel.

So if you are game send me an intro note at webhemant@gmail.com. And let’s see how things go from there.


#novelreview
#bookreview



Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Central University of Hyderabad


Insiders at the Central University of Hyderabad say that there was in fact an interference by politicians in the campus that led to the sad death of a scholar. Smriti Irani and a few other BJP pests were poking their noses in the University. I understand. 10th pass, feel a great pride hobnobbing with the intelligentsia.


I knew the university when it had 15 teachers and 20 students. And the biggest compound wall in the history of universities.


We blame the politicians for everything, but our academics are no better. The professors of this place had only one aim. To send their kids abroad. So they formed a club with a single motto – you scratch my back and I will scratch yours.


So one professor wrote a recommendation letter to an English university for the daughter of another professor. “The girl is bright beyond her years. The fact that she took five years to complete a three year bachelor’s degree, shows how much she likes the subject. Not to mention her mastery over it now.

To reciprocate, this professor wrote a reco letter to a US university for the pompous fool son of that professor. “Please don’t be fooled by the 51% he scored in his bachelor degree. He is beyond bookish knowledge and bowled me over with the depth in the subject. And will be worthy candidate in your MSc programme.


This boy now heads a medical research team in the USA. I have my doubts.


#itchyprofessor
#centraluniversity



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