Sunday, May 11, 2014

Best Mom Joke I ever heard....

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar
for dinner....who lives with a room
mate, a girl named Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between
Kumar and his roommate than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar
volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to
Kumar saying,"Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
email her, just to be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you
'did' take the chutney jar from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take the chutney Jar. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here fordinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an
email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do'
sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But
the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would
have found the chutney jar by now
under the pillow...

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