Tuesday, July 31, 2018

What my Friends do After Reaching the USA


I have always wondered what my friends do after going to America. So after decades of research, here is the findings.

Once they settle down on American soil, the first thing they do is hire an immigration lawyer and put them on speed dial. The second and more important - they get busy searching for white chick.

Serious!  Its true. Here in India, their dads point them to a girl and lo! husband and wife.

Anyways. Once they reach America. They change. They get confident and now want to try their luck.

“Hi Baby”, they say. And are shot down at once. These Caucasian republican girls have no time for brown boys. So our boy changes tactic. They go for latinos. And learns the hard way. When their brother, father and boyfriend turn up and demand money. They move east. Why not Chinese or Japanese. No luck.

Our boy is sad now. Sitting hand on hand. Wondering what next and then it strikes. Why not the Russians. And the entire eastern bloc. And lo they meet success.

So my friend is now married to a Russian. Second marriage. He calls up his son from his previous marriage and says. Orrey, pergu anam thenu ra. Eat curd rice. Its good for health. And also listen to your mother. OK.

The call is made from a pizza joint. Where he, his new wife and their son are eating lunch. This son had never tasted curd rice and never will.


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