Wednesday, February 6, 2019

WHY IS AJAY DEVGAN LYING? - hguy.blogspot.com




For the past couple of years, my one-time idol Ajay Devgan has been promoting Vimal Eliachi. I was taken in. And went to buy one. Not one packet available. Na. No shopkeeper has ever heard of Vimal Eliachi. They have heard of Vimal Zarda, Vimal Tambaku, and Vimal Ghutka. But no Eliachi.

I thought- what nonsense. The good Devgan can’t be wrong. So I traveled far and wide, covered the whole of Bangalore. I swear. Not one Elaichi but all other Vimal products were on sale. Methink that this imaginary elaichi product is the only one that they can advertise.

I remember others doing the same thing. Seagram was a big-time daru company, that entered and, now, exited India. Actually, they opened two companies. One Seagram daru and the other Seagram music. Remember the days when we heard about Seagram music at every turn. Must have had millions of dollars advertising budget. Income of Seagram Music company, I am sure,  never  crossed 100 rupees.

It is called surrogate advertising. And everyone did it. I mean the ones with banned products. Remember Wills Made for Each Other ads or the Benson and Hedges Cricket cup - No one in India knew what B&H actually made.

So while I search for eliachi, you peeps can enjoy Kingfisher bottled water. While Ajay Devgan sends his fans down the drain.



#vimal #panmasala #zarda #ghutka #kajol

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