Sunday, December 29, 2019

WHY THE WITCHER JUST DOESN’T WORK | hguy.blogspot.com


Why The Witcher just doesn’t work | hguy.blogspot.com


Review By Hemant Singh 

One of the most anticipated shows of this year disappointed big-time. Like so many others. 2019 will be remembered as the year of shitty output from TV and film makers. 

The Witcher has nothing going for it. They even screwed up the nude and sex scenes. It has pedestrian dialogs. The music was made for a comedy. And. Even if you give me all the crayons in the world, I will not be able to draw you the plot.

It has battles but you know not who is fighting who and why. It has palace intrigue, but you know not who is intriguing who and why. The sex/nudity is o bad. It can drive away any urges you have. Case to point is a gynecological exam of a girl. But why is she topless. no reason. This girl - who I later learn is half Indian - drops her clothes like the proverbial hanky. For no good reason. And she seems to be fucking anything that moves. And then proudly announces that she doesn’t use a body double for the nude scenes and does them herself. That’s not female emancipation. That's maha chutiyapa.

Then you have curses and magic that is best left to the Japanese and their shows for preschool kids.

The actors do their best. And quite sincerely. But it comes to a naught coz it is not cohesively strung together.

I only hope 2020 is better.



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