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Thursday, March 23, 2023

THE PROGRAMME THAT CHANGED OUR SUNDAYS | hguy.blogspot.com

One Sunday I was woken early by a lovely number on Doordarshan. By the time I reached the TV, the show was over.

 

The next Sunday, I was up and in front of the TV sharp at 7 AM. It was a new half-hour program mainly of old Hindi songs. I remember the song from Kashmir Ki Kali 'Jheel se Neele aankhen' that day.


 

The next week's highlight for Joy Mukarjee-Asha Parekh's 'Banda Parwar'.

 

 

Anyways, the programme was called Rangoli and became a big hit. Top celebrities were now guest-hosting it. And became a regular feature in our lives. No more sleeping late on Sundays.



Tuesday, March 14, 2023

HAVE YOU SEEN COLUMBO (TV SERIES)? | hguy.blogspot.com

 


A suspense thriller usually goes this way. A murder is committed. We, the public, the police, and everybody else are absolutely unaware of the killer. Many are suspected and cleared one by one. And then the climax. Bang. The killer is revealed and most often, it’s the least suspected person.

 

We are used to this format. But there was one TV series that defied this and went the other way. The killer is shown doing the deed in the first few minutes. The rest of the hour is devoted to seeing how a short, disheveled bumbling detective with a trademark crumpled overcoat catches the killer.

 

 

The series is called Columbo.

 

It ran from 1971 to 2003. And apart from top-class writing, it was the actor who played Columbo who made the series watchable from the get-go. He was a perfect fit for the role of a 'dog that won’t let go. He was Peter Falk.

 

One of the early episodes was directed by the then-unknown Steven Spielberg.

 

A must-see.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

WHY I HATE 'FRIENDS | hguy.blogspot.com

Friends



I saw Friends recently. From start to finish. Well, it did take weeks, but I did it.

For the uninitiated, Friends was a TV phenom. It conquered hearts during the last bit of the last century and the first bit of the new century.


Somehow, I feel it has not aged well. That kind of co-dependency is sick sick. And that’s why they always had to pair up with each other, not once but many times over. If this was called LOVERS instead of Friends, it wouldn’t have made much of a difference. 


Discussing and dissecting every little minutia of ones life including potty with the other and taking feedback and acting on it was as though they were the world’s no. 1 duffers selected and brought together in a reality show.


But lets start at the very beginning.


The first four seasons are great. And then begins the fall down down a slippery slope. The jokes were repeating and the new ones were plain bad. Season six is where the rot started getting really smelly.


Remember Ross's musical talent. It was the funniest thing I ever saw on TV. They went and repeated it, with bagpipes. Plus, you can now see the actors just mouthing the dialogs. They seem to have lost all interest in the proceedings and were dead behind the eye. All except Joey. But he is an idiot.


One more glaring omission is that it has No black or Indian actors. Not one. major or minor. All it has in the name of Diversity is Gunther. Representing the yellow-haired people.



I began skipping scenes and jump with joy when I heard anyone apart from the 6 speak.




Do you remember how sweet Ben's birth scene was? Heartwarming funny. Well, take that, change it to irritating and multiply by 100, that's what you get for Ross's second child. Don't forget to add 4 hr of dragging it. 


The only thing worth mentioning in the last 3 seasons, kinda MasterCard priceless moment, is the smile Gunther gives when Ross punches a pole. 


The last three seasons were unbearable, but I proceeded as a dare, and every time I began watching I felt like gouging out my eyes. More than just plain irritating it feels that the writers were deliberately making it bad to see what the studio does.



You really begin appreciating the entry of Janice and just hope others go away and Janice stays. The show runners pairing Janice with Ross shows what kind of creative bankruptcy they fell into.


I asked myself. who is most irritating? Well, the answer is all of them except Rachel. Despite dealing with the worst of writing towards the end, she has a quiet grace and came out well on screen.  But given the fact that every ones post-Friend's career was a big zero, I'd say they were just a bunch of young confident white people passing themselves off as actors.



And then I realize there is one more season the 10th season of this unbearable thing and told myself no I can't. I somehow thought that this series had only 9 seasons. God.


Having said that. This was a big big hit. It has a massive old following and new ones continue joining in droves. This is one tv show that somewhere someone will be watching for all eternity.  So, if you come across this piece and don’t agree with me, so be it.

And, yes, they were on a break.






Tuesday, February 15, 2022

IF I WROTE 'THE KING OF QUEENS | hguy.blogspot.com

Doug and Carrie


Carrie, 'What do u mean 'I am not a whitefish'

Doug, 'Not whitefish... wife'ish....You dont bring me hot soup or a warm jacket when its cold'

Carrie,'And what will you be doing... watching sport central eh'

Doug, 'But I am tired.....'

Carrie, 'Hey tired man, but I wear the pants ...remember .. I earn more than you'

Doug,'Why do u always bring that up'

Carrie,'And you are at you career peak. And I've just started'

Doug,'You dont have to rub it in'

Sunday, December 29, 2019

WHY THE WITCHER JUST DOESN’T WORK | hguy.blogspot.com


Why The Witcher just doesn’t work | hguy.blogspot.com


Review By Hemant Singh 

One of the most anticipated shows of this year disappointed big-time. Like so many others. 2019 will be remembered as the year of shitty output from TV and film makers. 

The Witcher has nothing going for it. They even screwed up the nude and sex scenes. It has pedestrian dialogs. The music was made for a comedy. And. Even if you give me all the crayons in the world, I will not be able to draw you the plot.

It has battles but you know not who is fighting who and why. It has palace intrigue, but you know not who is intriguing who and why. The sex/nudity is o bad. It can drive away any urges you have. Case to point is a gynecological exam of a girl. But why is she topless. no reason. This girl - who I later learn is half Indian - drops her clothes like the proverbial hanky. For no good reason. And she seems to be fucking anything that moves. And then proudly announces that she doesn’t use a body double for the nude scenes and does them herself. That’s not female emancipation. That's maha chutiyapa.

Then you have curses and magic that is best left to the Japanese and their shows for preschool kids.

The actors do their best. And quite sincerely. But it comes to a naught coz it is not cohesively strung together.

I only hope 2020 is better.



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Sunday, December 22, 2019

THE KOMINSKY METHOD - A GEM NOT TO BE MISSED - hguy.blogspot.com

THE KOMINSKY METHOD - A GEM NOT TO BE MISSED - hguy.blogspot.com






I absolutely love 'The Kominsky Method". TKM may go down as Chuck Lorre's best work yet. It will never get the big rating. Or get wildly popular. Never Never. And I will tell you why.

Have you noticed that there is nothing on TV or on film that is led by a 50 plus fellow. OK, we still have Rambo and Terminator films but they need to be told a word or two. Baring these two relentless fellows, its zero. And dont get me started about Meryl Streep. You have dozens on boring stuff about the sexually indeterminate or ambiguous or exploring but nothing with ripe peeps. 

Age is a anathema to the bosses.

What TKM did was bring them out from godknowwhere which itself is unbelievable and make a delightfully entertaining show.

The writing is crisp, the actors are crisper - and, thankfully, the show is not Chuck Lorre type.

And the best of all... A plus-size main character.

And did I mention it has Michael Douglas in it.

I hope it lives a long-life - entertaining peeps all over.



Guess Who?

Jane Seymore




The great Alan Arkin and the woman I hate but not anymore-Lisa Edelstein



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Tuesday, December 10, 2019

WHY GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 SUCKED | hguy.blogspot.com

GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 SUCKED | hguy.blogspot.com


What happened with GOT season 8 is criminal. And someone has to pay.

I saw the very first episode of the very first season and was hooked. Sean Bean, blue-eyed people, horses, swords, chopping heads. I loved the pilot and every episode after that.

Then season 8 happened.

The worst sex scene, the worst plot twist and the worst battle - all happened in season 8.

The title sequence was a classic and taught me about world-building. It was clear and left no doubt about the world it was. The characters, the deaths, the battles, the intrigue and, of course, the sex. A1. And kept going to a higher level. And then they brought in the dragons - done right for once.

#GOT showed weakness when it brought back Jon from the dead. Well, if they had to send him back behind the wall then why bother. Then we have Sansa. Who the hell was she and why was she so important. That defies logic. Arya, the half boy half girl, had a great character arc - all squandered away in season 8.

By the time season 8 came along all the players made a name for themselves and got sort-of fed up with GOT. Only we, the poor viewing public, wanted it. Not HBO and definitely not the two show runners. Curse them.

What irritates me - so many months after the finale - are the idiot actors trying to justify the finale. In fact, they contributed to the writing screw-up with coffee cups and water bottles. Not one of the players will have a career after GOT. I name them here. Emilia Clarke, Kit Harington, Sophie Turner, John Bradley, Gwendoline Christie, and the two showrunners - mark my words.

The entire season 8 was written in 10 minutes, most likely when the show-runners were on the potty. Everything was tedious in season 8. The entire battle was shot in dark. The DOP of the series has the gall to state that we peeps don't know how to tune our tv set. Bugger. Is he still working? Then we have the cheap way the night-king was killed. The Dany act, then her death and then the freaking round-table where they select an impotent man as king and then Arya riding off alone to god-knows-where. But not as worse as her bedroom scene.

But my main grudge is against the two showrunners. I will never forgive them for doing this to me.


GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 SUCKED | hguy.blogspot.comzz



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Sunday, December 1, 2019

REVIEW OF THE IRISHMAN | hguy.blogspot.com


Review of The Irishman | hguy.blogspot.com


The Irishman is old stuff, told in the same old way, with the same old actors.

I expected something else.  Not this.

It is slow. Now slow burns are a thing. But it should break new ground.  Remember Eastern Promise. This didn’t.

It’s so long. Lucky is didnt go to the cinema halls; how will peeps sit through it with no pee break.

Frankly, the movie reads like a page from Wikipedia. Straight-laced with no sense of humor. And if you may, it looks like The Sopranos but without the understated witticism, raw power and great acting.

And what was Anna Paquin doing in the movie. She could have continued her invisible existence elsewhere.

Finally, if you give this movie a miss, no probs.

Rating 2/5 star. That is for the effort.


Review of The Irishman | hguy.blogspot.com2

Review by Hemant Singh








Monday, February 18, 2019

WHY ACHARYA RAJNEESH IS THE BRAVEST OF INDIAN GURUS - hguy.blogspot.com


WHY ACHARYA RAJNEESH IS THE BRAVEST OF INDIAN GURUS - hguy.blogspot.com


I just completed viewing the documentary on Acharya Rajneesh called “Wild Wild Country. It’s powerful. I knew bits and pieces about him and his sojourn in the US. Now I know everything. But can’t believe it was so deep and diabolical. I am surprised that no one lost their lives in all the scheming and politicking. Power to a crooked mind will always lead to a terrible situation. Whatever the intentions.

And hats off to the documentary for dealing with explicit content maturely.


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