Review By Hemant Singh
Just saw Lion King (2019). Why didn't someone tell
me its the worst movie in the history of movies? Why didn't someone warn me not
to waste my time?
I had Jon up there, now he is down here.
What a waste of time and effort. So what if it made
a billion and will make a billion more. It will always be a bad movie.
What they did is pack it up in bad animation,
irritating dialogues, and terrible terrible songs.
First, we have those pathetic superhero movies. Then
we have talented directors making movies like this. What the hell is happening, folks.
They took all the punch lines and made a mess of it.
But what I won’t forgive is they killing 'Hakuna Matata for me.
They took all the punch lines and made a mess of it.
But what I won’t forgive is they killing 'Hakuna Matata for me.
The sound and song at the very beginning of the
original caught us bang. Here they messed up the beginning itself with the song,
OMG, someone silly with a massive case of constipation sang it.
And why Beyonce. Why Why.
Why was this movie ever made?
Lesson. Don’t touch great movies. The first Lion
King was a perfect movie. That was because it had a heart. They worked hard in
every department of movie-making. Story, drawing, music. In 2019, no one had
any stake in the project. The story was copied. Music was copied. Buggers brought back James
Earl Jones as the voice of Mufasa. And made him sound a pussy. Jeremy Irons
must be thanking his lucky stars that he was rejected to reprise the role of Scar.
And why all those sickly-looking animals. What went wrong. Was there an outbreak in the set?
(Images are fan art and are better than the ones in the new movie)
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